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By Tony D.

When you loved The Game...

Sebastian had man-boobs, and existence was once a bummer...until he acquired surgical procedure and chanced on an internet neighborhood of Pickup Artists. relocating to Montreal, he stumbles right into a international of events, intercourse, medications, and drama - in simple terms to emerge with a brand new, yet questionable figuring out of himself, girls, and the human .

Have you ever puzzled, how lengthy will it take to discover luck with girls? Does this Pickup Artist stuff rather work?

What compels a guy to relentlessly flirt for activity, and at what cost?

Part guide, half hipster-Unicorn sexual event tale, 1000 Tiny disasters is a hilarious and addicting novel, for males who are looking to increase, and girls who are looking to understand.

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There was no upwards inflection in my voice. I just said, "What's your number," like a hypnotic command. Balls of diamond. It was they, (her manfriends) who were keeping us apart. Delusional confidence, almost verging on the absurd. Lies become reality, an Airbender of the highest order. The bravado paid off and she gave it to me, one hand on my neck as she typed it in. The orchish men relented. Maybe they respected my persistence in the face of adversity. I released her, strolled out of the bar and rode my bike in a princely state, inhaling the crisp night air.

Fuck this guy," I said to a girl, shoving the phone into my pocket. Sebastian of old would have watched from a distance, but Sebastian the pua warrior started a slow, semi-drunken jog, fully committed to kicking this guy's ass. Full intent, full belief. Go bro. Everyone's watching. " He released Eric's head and looked up in time to take my body slam. His knees were at the same height as a low ledge, so he flew head over heels, like a spinning rag doll, off the roof only four feet down, but onto his head.

And then gopher like, he popped up, stabilized, and swept the dirt from his face with his skinny arms. " he said. Then he pulled a package of smokes from his shorts, removed a green lighter from the pack, lit one, climbed the ladder and walked back to the party. The music started up and they all went back to the same. These people are… something is wrong with them. I didn't know yet, but many of Eric's friends were junkies-in-training. They were just so clean and young. But like experienced child soldiers, you could see it in their bovine drug eyes.

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